My dear friends we have laughed at the comic genius of Eddie Murphy. Above we see Tom Hanks (within movie trailer) demonstrating that love with all its situational imperfections anchors us like nothing else--certainly not the viciousness of cannon fodder employment practices nor the alcoholic rendering of brain structure. Let us care in words and deeds about the dignity inherent in due process and third party review for all employees beginning with the most humble and let us accept science when it tells us that alcohol is the insidious destroyer of the human brain and healthy perception.